kapooyah: bellabracha: what even IS american culture it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value i don’t get it
twerking-amporas: ghilles: snarg: when skinny people call themselves fat and you’re heavier then them Those chunky potato fry things are delicious. they are called smiley fries you uncultured shit
Me all the time: I'd rather be at Disney
yeah no Hannibal is not a show that you should watch while eating
My grandma is who taught me how to flirt
southerncharmm: southerncharmm: She used to take me places and would tell me to talk to waiters, sales associates, etc. and would expect me to tell her what colors their eyes were when I got back to her. Small thing that has a big effect because you have to REALLY look them in he eyes but smile and be charming so it isn’t weird or uncomfortable. Queen of seduction back in her day. You go...